
i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)
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I am so many things
In so many places.
I am in so many pieces;
I am in so many pieces.
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hotels can’t be boring to me
they’re just fun
even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand
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Actual ornithologist problems. It’s never birdsong. It’s just screaming, constant screaming.
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